LAKEWOOD, NJ – Police Chief Gregory Meyer was last seen scarfing down an artisan plain slice from Romeo’s in Freehold and washing down the heavily oiled meal with a cold brew of Yeungling Light as the Yeungling Black and Tan was too rough on Chief Meyer’s tender tummy in a recent snapchat video that went viral. The police chief mysteriously vanishing into thin air just one day after the public broadcast of his open container video was seen by the masses comes rather convenient for the chief and department. This essentially allows ample time for all corrupt parties involved to run Public Relation crash courses with various scenarios clearing the chief of any wrong doing.
